02/03/2010

No one uses classmates.com except Bill Belichick


BOSTON - At the final new england Patriots team meeting, boss coach Bill Belichick had one last piece of advice for his players for the offseason. 'Stay off yearbook and MyFace,' said Belichick, who is well known for his secretive team policies. Days later, however players started receiving strange emails from Belichick. 'I started getting invites for classmates.com,' claimed wide receiver Wes Welker. 'I did not realize folk have used that site since, oh, 2000.' Kicker Steven Gostkowski also received invites from the coach. 'I don't dare think I was born the year he graduated high school,' asserted Gostkowski. 'Coach is a little behind the times.' Nose Tackle Vice Wilfork expounded he's known about Belichick's unfamiliarity with technology for a bit. 'He attempted to put his Blackberry in a VCR once,' related Wilfork. 'And you don't want to know what he thought a Wii controller was for.'. TAUNTR.com
Feb 3, 2010 10:02:22 AM

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