02/03/2010

Tennessee runs out of contracts has recruits sign hostesses breasts


KNOXVILLE - Top recruits wide receiver Da'Rick Rogers and linebacker Raiques Crump signed with the varsity of Tennessee today. New boss coach Derek Dooley scrambled to get his most sought-after players signed. Dooley stated that he got an idea from Volunteers men's basketball coach Bruce Pearl to get his men to sign. 'Rather than signing a traditional document,' said Dooley,'Bruce recommended we have the players sign our hostesses' breasts.' Dooley chose Volunteers hostess Heather Collins to represent the team at signing. 'Alright boys, sign anywhere you want,' said Dooley to the players. The wide-eyed sign ups dove in to sign Collins' rack, the bustiest of all of the Tennessee hostesses. 'Don't be shy boys, those titties are D-cups. Use the fat wizardry marker.' recruits were then authorized a 30-second motor boat in Collins' cleavage before donning the bright orange Volunteers cap. TAUNTR.com
Feb 3, 2010 2:30:44 PM

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